Henry Loves Jazz by Stephen Lacey

Author:Stephen Lacey
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780522859386
Publisher: Melbourne University Publishing

Wanting to cool off before I get home to the missus and child, I drop in at the supermarket to do a bit of shopping. There are still no enviro-nappies. They fucking have to be fucking kidding. How hard can it be? I’m confronted with shelf after shelf of regular plastic disposables, staring at me with planet-destroying mockery.

The supermarket is a shit fight. It’s only later that Marianne informs me that Thursday is pension day, and I should avoid supermarkets and banks at all costs. She got that right. I’ve never seen so much grey hair and so many sandal-socks in all my life. And I’ve never heard so many conversations about bowel movements and hip operations. What would extraterrestrials think if they landed their UFO in Woy Woy on a Thursday?

‘Trevor, these people are obsessed with their rectums.

‘ ‘Yes, Keith, and they have strange purple hair and absolutely no working knowledge of ATM machines. Let’s try Mars instead.’

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